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So, I got inspired to write this as a reaction to all the schmoopified versions of Jakotsu/Bankotsu fics. Canon suggests that any sex between them would go rather like this, than anything else (IMO).

Rating: R
Length: each drabble is 200 words exactly
A/N to schmoopy J/B shippers: Eat it.

I Won’t Respect You In the Morning: part one. )

I Won’t Respect You In the Morning: part two. )

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Bleach fic: Deathcherry (nc17)

  • Jul. 31st, 2005 at 8:33 PM
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Inspired by [info]arafel, here's my pointless-as-I-can-make-it Yoruichi/Ichigo smut. The ending sucks, and I'm not sure if it's clear but they have not fallen in love with each other-- whatever squishy sentiments they feel are merely that rush of OMG I WUV YOU that good sex often brings about.

Deathcherry )

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Jul. 30th, 2005

  • 2:33 PM
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Joined a SGA drabble comm. Here's my first effort:

Title: Shibboleth
Rating: PG
Pairing: McKay/Teyla, implied Teyla/Ronan
Spoilers: up to 2.3

Read more... )

Made icons last night, tooo: SGA and The Fifth Element. All found at [info]deadlyduo if you care. My current default is that fellow I was waxing spastic about last night, Ronan. [droool]

Yes, The Fifth Element. I'm a huge fan of it, which is odd because usually I hate modern film-- my list of "good movies" pretty much contains nothing after 1980 with the exception of TFE. Ever want to know more about the song The Diva sings, Il Dolce Suono? There's a whole page for it, including lyrics in Italian and a translation.

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For [info]reiku: Dissonance.

  • Jul. 29th, 2005 at 1:07 PM
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Dunno if it makes sense or not, but as per [info]reiku's request, here's Kikyou/Sesshoumaru smut. Well, smuttish. I was constrained by never thinking of them as a pairing before, and wanting to write this before falling into the daily coma. Unbetaed, hope it doesn't suck too badly.

Dissonance )

Did it cheer you up, sweetums?

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Bleach fic: Deeper Down

  • Jul. 17th, 2005 at 3:44 PM
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The title doesn't just refer to the act, but how Aizen is dragging Hinamori further into his control.

Rating: NC17
Summary: Aizen tests Hinamori's devotion yet again. Supposes pre-existing sexual relationship between them.
Warning: butt-play


Deeper Down )

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Bleach fic: Born to Play It

  • Jul. 16th, 2005 at 9:10 PM
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Author’s Note: Ichigo’s position of having his arms outstretched is a refence to his line, “Woo't drink up eisel?” which is itself a reference to how the soldiers mocked Christ on the cross by offering up a sponge soaked in vinegar to drink, when he said he was thirsty. I’m, uh, well, a big geek. Yes. Sorry about that. But I love obscure shit like this. Makes me all tingly.

Born to Play It )

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Bleach fic: Taste the Irony

  • Jul. 15th, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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I'm not quite sure there's a point to this, besides me wanting to get into Byakuya's head and exploring ways he might come to be attracted to a person. I also am starting to get fixated on the idea of him with Unohana because I think her compassion  might be an excellent foil for his snootiness. This might well be the first in a string of vignettes illustrating how they get together. Or not. Dunno. In any case:

Rating: PG
Words: 1022
Spoilers: through the end of the manga
Summary: What Byakuya thinks about when he's bored.


Taste the Irony )

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Blue Heaven, chapter 3

  • Jul. 14th, 2005 at 12:12 PM
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Not betaed. This chapter takes a slightly more adult turn than the previous two, but Hana's still batshit insane.

Chapter 2 was here.

“When Whippoorwills Call” )

Chapter 4 is here.

Fic: The Bluff Is Called (Bleach)

  • Jul. 13th, 2005 at 1:59 PM
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So, er, yeah. Here's my Shunsui/Nanao smoochie piece. [info]technoelfie and I decided to write different versions of the same theme-- Nanao takes Shunsui up on his kissy-face offer-- and I think they turned out well. Go read hers, too-- it's good.


Read more... )

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Rating: G
Spoilers: pretty much everything between Ichimaru and Rangiku.
Words: 175

Circle )

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Bleachfic: Figured You Out

  • Jul. 10th, 2005 at 11:43 PM
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Rating: Let’s call it R, just to be sure.
Pairing: Ishida/Orihime
Summary: Sewing doesn’t make you gay.
Note: This fic is based on the actual experiences of a real-life friend of mine. His story didn’t have quite as happy an ending, unfortunately.


Figured You Out )

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Bleachfic: Forgive Me Love

  • Jul. 9th, 2005 at 9:01 AM
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Rating: PG
Spoilers: through the end of the manga
Word count: 2421
Summary: Rukia says goodbye and hello, in her own way.
Pairings: Rukia-->Ichigo, Rukia/Renji

Forgive Me Love )

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Blue Heaven, chapter 2

  • Jul. 5th, 2005 at 11:34 PM
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Nope, still not betaed. If it sucks, don't tell me until Thursday.

Chapter 1 was here.

Chapter 2: And Baby Makes Three )

Blue Heaven, chapter 1

  • Jun. 30th, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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Couldn't get a beta, so if it sucks, it sucks.

Fandom: Fruits Basket
Rating: PG
Summary: Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. TohruxKyou and more.

Just Tohru and Me )

My first Bleach fanfic!

  • Jun. 22nd, 2005 at 3:27 AM
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There's a summer-themed writing challenge at [info]kurosaki_clinic this week, and for some reason I got this ravenous plot bunny for it and had to answer the call.

Rating: PG
Spoilers: none, really
Genre: crack humour
Pairings: everyone-->Orihime, everyone-->Ishida, Rukia/Ichigo (slight)
Words: 2049
Time: 2 hours

Prête-à-porter )

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TF4

  • May. 2nd, 2005 at 3:08 AM
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Many thanks to [info]houses7177 and [info]empressvesica for their excellent betaing suggestions. Hope youall like it, please let me know what you think.

Tempus Fidgets, chapter 4 )

Drabble: Funny

  • Apr. 16th, 2005 at 2:53 AM
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Title: Funny
Pairing: Miroku/Kagome
Rating: PG
Word count: 100 exactly.
Dedication: for [info]_morbidity. Hope you like it!
A/N: this is the only way I can see these two getting together.




Funny )

Everyone Says I Love You

  • Mar. 10th, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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So, here it is, like I've been threatening for a month now. Feel free to comment, criticize, whatever. Hope you enjoy it. Dumbledore's fun to write.

Author’s Note: this fic is dedicated to the wonderful [info]houses7177. She’s been busy and under the weather lately, and deserves a bit of a cheer-up. Hope you like it, houses J

Will any of you, I wonder, pick up on the famous line from a classic movie? Let me know if you do!

Everyone Says I Love You )

As per [info]spacellama's request.

  • Feb. 3rd, 2005 at 4:48 PM
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Just for the hell of it. It's fun to explore characters and come up with weird shit.

More snippets of McKay/Fred )

Drabble: With Every Rose

  • Feb. 1st, 2005 at 3:29 AM
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I think the mods of [info]iyfic_challenge are screening my posts. I'm not sure why that is, my last post was perfectly within the boundaries of their rules as listed on their user page, and which I read thoroughly before posting.

I think this because I can't find my post, and when I try to resubmit am told I've reached my maximum queue. Or something. Am hoping someone explains something to me, lest my apathy stir and become something slightly less apathetic.

Anyhoo, this is the drabble for the latest challenge, "flowers".

Rating: PG
Genre: General
Pairings: Kouga/Kagome
Word Count: 200
Summary: This old world we're livin' in/Is mighty hard to beat/You get a thorn with every rose/But - ain't the roses sweet? (Frank Stanton)

With Every Rose )

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