http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021140.html

Four-year-old girl #1, waving barbie doll: Sex!
Four-year-old girl #2: Sex!
Both girls, happily: Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!

--G Train

Overheard by: Sunny

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021139.html

Big Guido: Yeah, and now he's going to recycle his urine!
Small squirmy dude: Woah, cool! He's gonna make a ton of money.

--9th Ave & 45th

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021138.html

Girl #1, sarcastically: I've never seen a penis before in my life.
Girl #2: Ha!
Girl #1: Well, you don't need to see a penis to sit on it.

--Fat Cat, West Village

Overheard by: BettyBoop

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021137.html

Guy #1: You squattin?
Guy #2: Nah, just listening to Michael Jackson.

--Harlem New York Sports Club

Overheard by: Obvious Misunderstanding

http://bash.org?908942

<@parasyte> I went straight on to my room, where I expected my nice, big bed. So I opened the door...
<@parasyte> ...and saw my sister riding her fat friend
<@parasyte> My first thought was: "wow, she got tits yet " My second on was: "Wow, he got 'em too"

http://bash.org?908573

<Rainman> god, my head is killing me, must be the maths classes
<Darkduck> you should drink up an aspirine with some vodka and smoke some weed
<Darkduck> that'll definetly take care of it ;)
<Rainman> dude I'm still at school
<Rainman> where the fuck would I get any aspirine ? :o)

http://bash.org?908184

<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

http://bash.org?907600

<+ekolis> I remember the IT support guy at school gave this HUGE presentation about laptop batteries
<+ekolis> and how you should not even THINK about using your laptop for a presentation until you make sure the batteries are ok
<+ekolis> because if it blows up and damages all the fancy new projectors...
<+ekolis> then your parents will not be happy
<+ekolis> not just a dead kid, but a huge projector bill too

http://bash.org?907021

<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven
<Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings"
<Jesus> and gave the black baby wings
<Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now"
<Jesus> and God looked down and said,
<Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

http://bash.org?907014

Sherri: A man comes home and shouts "Honey! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!"
Sherri: She screams "OMG! What should I pack?"
Sherri: He says, "Everything! Get the f*** out!"

http://bash.org?906902

Alex: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
Alex: The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

http://bash.org?906256

<popemichael> I was in line to buy a new DVD player. The woman in front of me was having something delivered.
<popemichael> The clerk asked for her 'street name' she replied "I don't have one I go by Shanice."

http://bash.org?905920

<+Djiem> There, I'm troll-baiting my whole MSN friendlist
<+Djiem> "Oh shit, know what's happening December 2012 ?!?!"
<+Djiem> And if anyone asks me what, I'll say "I turn 30"

http://bash.org?905885

<+Dr_Link> SSL certificate: $30.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Dell mainframe server: $1.
<+CoJaBo-Aztec> Discount cupon: -$80,000.
<+Dr_Link> Getting hacked by a POST injection: Priceless.

http://bash.org?905874

<Phyxius> Hmm there are some black people hanging around outside the gates at the end of my driveway, brb
<Courtney> mkay hb
<Phyxius> HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONE
<Courtney> The black people?
<Phyxius> NO, MY GATES

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021136.html

Teenage boy #1: I saw you with Shanequa yesterday.
Teenage boy #2: No, that was Tamequa.
Teenage boy #3: Man... If I meet another -equa I'm gonna kill somebody.

--Brooklyn

Overheard by: Zetspat

I really love this article on Racialicious: Why is it so important to have productive conversations on race

It articulate a lot of thoughts and feelings I've had about conversations on race I've had in my life. The situations that Latoya Peterson outlines? I've been in all of them, both the positive and the negative. With the negative in particular, they always bothered me, but I was never able to properly articulate why they did and why I felt like they were taking a step back, when the people I was talking to thought it was a step forward. So yay. Good reading.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021135.html

Big black woman, on Halloween: Who are you supposed to be, The Mad Hatter?
Guy: I'm Willy Wonka. Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka from the seventies.
Big black woman: Oh, I never would have known. You know, what you need is an accessory, a prop.
Guy: Like what? I look just like him!
Big black woman: You need a chocolate woman on your arm.

--Jack Dempsey's Pub